the most pictures of Jesus I have ever seen in one place

“The chairs at the kitchen table don’t match and there are pictures of people taped everywhere on the walls, also, the most pictures of Jesus I have ever seen in one place. I want to ask him does your mother collect Jesus but I figure he would slap me silly. To some people ‘your mother’ is a swear word.”

—Lynda Barry, The Good Times are Killing Me, 1988.