the Norwegian Blue

'CUSTOMER: I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

SHOPKEEPER: Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue'what's wrong with it'

CUSTOMER: I'll tell you what's wrong with it'it's dead that's what's wrong with it.'

'Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones & Michael Palin, Monty Python's Flying Circus, 1969.