silver garters

'Dress me in my silver garters, dress me in my diamond studs
Cause I'm going doe-me-doe-ing in my doe-me-doe duds!
I want my undulating undies with the maribou frills!
I want my beautiful bolero with the porcupine quills!
I want my purple nylon girdle with the orange blossom buds
Cause I'm going doe-me-doe-ing in my doe-me-doe duds!'

'Dr. Seuss, Doe-Me-Doe Duds!, from The 5,000 Fingers of Mr. T, the movie, 1953. Isn't today some obscure national holiday' Well, let's get fancy!